Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

One of the eternal questions in this world, and here are some of my personal opinions/ideas.... :)
  1. Because some other gossipy chicken was on the other side motioning something to this chicken, so this chicken - not quite understanding what the gestures meant, was overwhelmed by her curiosity so she quickly and quite stupidly crossed the darn road.
  2. the macho rooster was on the other side.
  3. one of her eggs rolled over to the other side.
  4. to listen to the ongoing debate on "Which came first - the chicken or the egg?"
  5. to try and commit suicide because the rooster left her for another chick.
  6. to challenge itself to cross quickly - and maybe force itself to learn to fly...
  7. expressway or a small rocky bikepath? harhar...



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