Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
One of the eternal questions in this world, and here are some of my personal opinions/ideas.... :)
- Because some other gossipy chicken was on the other side motioning something to this chicken, so this chicken - not quite understanding what the gestures meant, was overwhelmed by her curiosity so she quickly and quite stupidly crossed the darn road.
- the macho rooster was on the other side.
- one of her eggs rolled over to the other side.
- to listen to the ongoing debate on "Which came first - the chicken or the egg?"
- to try and commit suicide because the rooster left her for another chick.
- to challenge itself to cross quickly - and maybe force itself to learn to fly...
- expressway or a small rocky bikepath? harhar...