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Contradicting the Reasons Why Girls Love Boys

1. The way they always wear their favorite cologne (which happens to be the one that you bought them for their birthday)
-- hmm, actually this may be true. a guy does wear what you give them, and if they really like it at the same time, they'd be wearing it all the time.

2. The way they run their hands through your hair
-- this one lasts only for a while, at most, about a year or so after you've been officially known as a couple.

3. The way that they look at you and you want to die right then and there.
-- this one also does not last long

4. The way that they casually put their arms around you.
-- hmm, you'll get used to it.

5. The way that they kiss away your tears.
-- given that they did not cause the tears in the first place.
{having fun? continue reading below...}
6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away.
-- doesn't happen all the time.

7. The way they show off around their friends, even though you both know that you would love …
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Customer Service - Part 4

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Biggest Online Dance Battle in Youtube History.

Biggest Online Dance Battle in Youtube History.

BEFORE...and AFTER Marriage

BEFORE - You take my breath away.
AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating.

BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.
AFTER - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.

BEFORE - Saturday Night Fever
AFTER - Monday Night Football

BEFORE - Don't stop.
AFTER - Don't start.

BEFORE - Is that all you're having?
AFTER - Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey.

BEFORE - $60/doz.
AFTER - $1.50/stem
{read the rest below...}


BEFORE - We agree on everything.
AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

BEFORE - Victoria's Secret
AFTER - Fruit-of-the-Loom

BEFORE - Charming and Noble
AFTER - Chernobyl

BEFORE - Idol
AFTER - Idle

BEFORE - I love a woman with curves.
AFTER - I never said you were fat.

BEFORE - He's completely lost without me.
AFTER - Why won't he ever ask for directions?

BEFORE - Time stood still.
AFTER - This relationship is going nowhere.

BEFORE - Croissant and cappuccino
AFTER - Bagel and instant

BEFORE - You look so seductive in blac…

10 Best Things To Do AFTER Failing an Exam

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The results for the Certified Public Accountant Licensure Examination given by the Board of Accountancy was already released. After nights of restless sleep preparing and reviewing and re-reviewing (if there's such a word) for the biggest exam of your life, you find out that you didn't make it. You think you can handle it? What are you to do?

Here are some suggestions:

1. Review the list 3 times more.

Just making sure you weren't too sleepy or too pre-occupied with your parents' voices echoing in your brain. Re-read the list and look for your name 3 or more times. Use 'Ctrl - F' for FIND, or do the usual layman's way, browse thru the list with your eyes wide open and your hand slowly controlling the mouse. Slowly.

2. Breathe.

After doing #1, and still your name doesn't magically appear in the list for your own relief and comfort, just gently let go of the mouse and the keyboard, sit back, and keep quiet. Don't react just yet, just sit still and quiet dow…

Lucky Shirt

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Dumbness of my Intellect

Scene observed and overheard at the foyer exit going to the Pool, two sets of swinging glass doors - left and right.
Characters: 6 guys.
Main character: Guy #1


Guy #1 hurriedly approaches the two-way swinging glass door at the left side of the foyer and pushes the closed right side. He flashes a puzzled look and realizes that it's locked. He then goes to the other door to his right, pushes at both doors and sees that it's also locked. Th other guys arrive and watch him figure out his way.

Guy #1 goes back to the doors at his left and looks at it, notices the open one and sees that it's ajar. He smiles his big goofy smile, pulls at the door gently and exclaims,

the Dumbness... the Dumbness of my intellect!

The other guys pay no attention and just walk out the door.


Unplug Me

Hala, sorry Arbs!!!!

Exclaimed my officemate when she unintentionally pulled the plug of my other officemate's annoying laptop.

Note: Annoying because the battery is useless. It runs when plugged into a power source.

Customer Service - Part 3

It's a Bird! It's a Plane! Oh, it's just a Man with a rocket...

After 5 years of planning testing, bruising and everything else, he managed to fly using his very own wings.

Good thing he managed to land safely even if one of his engines had a problem.



Speech of a Future Leader...Hehehe!

"rugbylegend" Virus Warning

Actually, I don't consider this as a "friendly" warning, but a way of spamming...
And oh, by the way, this is a hoax (http://www.virusbtn.com/resources/hoaxes/mark_genesis.xml)...

If someone by the name of Mark Genesis Gallardo (rugbylegend) wants to
add you to their list, don't accept it. It's a virus. Tell everyone on
your list because if somebody on your list adds them you will get it too.
It is a hard drive killer and a very horrible virus. Please pass this on
to everyone on your list. We need to find out who is using this account.
Sorry for the inconvenience. Right click on your group name of your
buddy list and click Send Message to all.
...

Story of Ours

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Yes, that was the one year old story of ours. When June arrived in 2007, everything had changed. It had been exactly the same as of today. We're not anymore that close enough we used to be. She found another guy, then another while having the first one her best friend. I don't know why but it seems so different... and difficult to me. Am I experiencing “karma” or was I just hurt also?
"when june arrived in 2007" - were did it come from? was it delayed?

"... everything had changed. It had been exactly the same as of today." - couldn't you be more confusing? which is which?!

"We're not anymore that close enough we used to be" - i think a word was skipped here...hence, i really don't get what on earth he's trying to say....

"...he found another guy, then another while having the first one her best friend" - what?! please help me understand.... huhuhu...
..

Embers Won't Do It - You Need a Spark!

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Yeah, I joined SocialSpark. SocialSpark comes from the same company as PayPerPost - Izea. It also provides several opportunities to earn from your blog. Another advantage of joining is that you can join communities that suit your interests, or better yet, build your own! And because you share ideas and posts, it can - naturally - drive traffic to your blog or website!

One thing that fascinated me as I browsed through the whole site is their Code of Ethics. Yes folks, they do have a code of ethics. Here they spread the responsibility of bloggers to follow these particular criteria:(read below...)

**100% Audit-able In-Post Disclosure** - Disclosure of details that what you have just read about was a sponsored post, to be paid for by a valid sponsor. SocialSpark provides a small snippet of code to embed in the so-called sponsored post, so that the post can comply with FTC and WOMMA guidelines and at the same time protect the blogger and the advertiser.

**100% Transparency** - very understan…

CE Board Exam Results - May 2008 and My ENGINEER BF!

After a few days of agony, months of review, and several nagging about his playing computer games and watching online documentaries of Jackie Chan, finally.... He's an Engineer. My boyfriend is already an engineer!!! Congratulations! Now it's your burden if you want to guess his name... hehehe....

Anyway, here's the List.

A total of 1,094 out of 2,985 passed the Civil Engineer Licensure Examination given by the Board of Civil Engineering in the cities of Manila, Baguio, Cagayan de Oro, Cebu, Davao, Iloilo and Legazpi this month, the Professional Regulation Commission (PRC) announced Tuesday.


The Top 10 Civil engineering board examinees:

1. Jency Borromeo Lim, University Of San Carlos -- 97.00
2. Richard Grumez Naragas, University Of Mindanao-Davao City -- 95.25
3. Jaypee Abellanosa Lapiz, Central Mindanao University -- 94.20
3. Francis Ortanez Macatingrao, University Of Nueva Caceres -- 94.20
4. Melvin Gutierrez Singayan, Polytechnic University Of The Philippines-Main-Sta. Mesa, M…

CE Board Exam Results - May 2008

A total of 1,094 out of 2,985 passed the Civil Engineer Licensure Examination given by the Board of Civil Engineering in the cities of Manila, Baguio, Cagayan de Oro, Cebu, Davao, Iloilo and Legazpi this month, the Professional Regulation Commission (PRC) announced Tuesday.

The Top 10 Civil engineering board examinees:

1. Jency Borromeo Lim, University Of San Carlos -- 97.00
2. Richard Grumez Naragas, University Of Mindanao-Davao City -- 95.25
3. Jaypee Abellanosa Lapiz, Central Mindanao University -- 94.20
3. Francis Ortanez Macatingrao, University Of Nueva Caceres -- 94.20
4. Melvin Gutierrez Singayan, Polytechnic University Of The Philippines-Main-Sta. Mesa, Manila -- 93.15
5. Bernard Zerna Duran, Negros Oriental State University (CVPC)-Dumaguete -- 93.00
6. Jennyl Resuello Estil, University of the Philippines-Los BaƱos -- 92.95
7. Andra Charis Sehob Mijares, University of the Philippines-Diliman -- 92.25
8. Daniel Bernardo Bangit, FEU-East Asia College -- 92.10